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You Can Ask Me "Why?"

I Don't Know What You Expect From me....
But This Is What I Am Going To Do !!

At The End You Can Ask me "WHY?

When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the evil bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, …
I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, …
I’ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, …
I will take the piss about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, …
I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, …
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, …
Stay the hell away from me until you’re well again.
I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall, …
I will point and laugh at you.

When you are in Love ..♥
I will ask U if she has another good looking friend so that even i can try :P

This is my oath, …I pledge till the end !! :P

You Can Ask Me "Why?"
Because you’re my friend ! :) 

~ The End ~