May God Bless U With Such Wife :P

You Will Love Reading It !

And After Reading It You Will Ask God 

To Bless Everyone With Such Wife Except You :P

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. 

 The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." 

Man: "No sir, I was going 60." 

Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." 

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" 

Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks." 

 Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." 

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." 

Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt." 

 Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!" 

Officer turns to the woman and asks,

"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" 

Wife: "No, he is very loving he shouts only when he's drunk."

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